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Here’s Colby Keller in the shower with me.
No one had the twitter handle Porntendo. That is crazy to me. So it’s mine now. (The rest of this is entitled Porntendo Struggles to Twitter.)EDIT: Apparently, I can use twitter to just randomly yell shit at people. Interesting. EDIT: It’s
Now I feel even more deviant. Also, damn, Russia.
loveinthetimeofanarchy: porntendo: Now I feel even more deviant. Also, damn, Russia. what is even the point of the female friendly category then…it clearly aint workin What does “female friendly” even mean? She doesn’t get punched in
dalaedeus: porntendo: loveinthetimeofanarchy: porntendo: Now I feel even more deviant. Also, damn, Russia. what is even the point of the female friendly category then…it clearly aint workin What does “female friendly” even mean? She doesn’t
porntendo: dalaedeus: porntendo: loveinthetimeofanarchy: porntendo: Now I feel even more deviant. Also, damn, Russia. what is even the point of the female friendly category then…it clearly aint workin What does “female friendly” even mean?
Some of the first fanfic I ever read was X-Men slash (I liked the cartoon) and my favourite scenarios involved Wolverine dominating Cyclops. Now men.com has made it something I can look at and they included Colby Keller. My cup runneth over.
Part 2 of men.com’s X-Men porn parody is out and I am legitimately impressed by that fire effect. I’ve seen worse CGI on Supernatural.
Das Butt (1996) and Das Butt 2: All Hands on Dick (1998)
I’m watching The Haunting, the four-part “horror porn” from Cockyboys. (As an aside, the Wikipedia entry for the studio is very well managed – it should be a brochure.)The series is directed and written by the studio’s owner, Jake Jaxson,
This is fine. I’m only two minutes in, but, so far, everything is fine.Oh, shit. Things have taken a turn. Even the music got scary.
They found the leather daddy’s locker and are now rifling through his stuff. This is the part of the horror movie where I would be like, dude, just put all that shit back and fuggin leave.“Let’s read from the Necronomicon.”Goddamn it, Billy.
I made a handy flowchart to help you decide whether or not to watch that porn.
snizzydoesit: yugidoe: angryblackman: tealrallythong: the type of commentary i like to hear If you need background on this like I clearly did, here. You know baseball boring as fuck when the commentators are talkin bout this kinda shit. Lmao crazy
mondaynitebatebuds: frottage718: slim71: This shit I’m talkin bout! Luv it I want them both !! http://mondaynitebatebuds.tumblr.com/archive
twidafolf: miniar: micdotcom: The Danish Girl’s intentions are good — but trans people deserve better The trailer for The Danish Girl, released Tuesday, introduces the world to Lili Elbe and her wife, Gerda Wegener. Elbe was a transgender woman
fuckrashida: blahhmebby: At this point she can’t take a shit without battle scars :/ What? That doesn’t even make sense This is art.
strivingking: Team “Question her about all that freaky shit she was talkin bout in them texts in person and enjoy how she reacts” That shit is so fun to just watch a woman wanna choke the shit out you just because you puttin her on the spot lol like
westindianjawn: sobeitjay2: sobeitjay2: Girls love when you make ya dick jump with no hands they be actin like that shit a circus trick Talkin bout “DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN ” The shit really is fascinating tho 😭
jas0nwaterfalls: If you can’t casually switch from talkin bout random nasty shit with your friends to politics then to school then to nasty shit then to spirituality then to life then to food and back to nasty shit… U ain’t there yet.